Bolt Action Ardvark

Sometimes your imagination puts on its running shoes and goes for a brisk jog into word association
often combining words or phrases that shouldnt
and perhaps wouldnt exist outside of madness and obscurity

how else would the teanage mutant ninja turtles have been created
or even radioactive samurai hamsters
or glow in the dark cats

what your imagination doesnt tell you though
is that in order for things to have
well
order
you have to do the rest of the running
usually ending in a full bore sprint to whatever finish line you’ve decided to set

this particular sprint started with the phrase ‘bolt action’
pull the pin back
put a round into the chamber
and…
ardvark

Silly brain.